Being pregnant is a rollercoaster, you’re overjoyed to be bringing new life into the world but at the same time, it’s hard work.
Between weird food cravings, morning sickness, and pregnancy brain, there’s a lot of new emotions to deal with.
We’ve rounded up 20 tweets from the parents of twitter about the weird but relatable moments of pregnancy.
4-yr-old saw picture of me pregnant.
I explain that she was inside me. She thought for a bit then said:
“I never want to do that again.”— Zoe vs. the Universe (@zoevsuniverse) July 21, 2014
H- Why are you so tired?
Me- I AM ASSEMBLING A PERSON AND THERE ARE A LOT OF LITTLE PIECES!!
— Anecdotal Birthcontrol (@AnecdtlBrthCtrl) April 6, 2019
Pregnancy hormones make you want to either rip your husband’s clothes off or his head off.
There is literally nothing in between.
— Anecdotal Birthcontrol (@AnecdtlBrthCtrl) January 6, 2019
Fact: the last month of pregnancy has 6459 days.
— Unfiltered Mama 🌻 (@UnfilteredMama) February 17, 2018
Having a cold while being pregnant is like getting a parking ticket while you’re at the dentist.
— Kristen Bell (@KristenBell) August 7, 2014
Pregnancy brain made me forget the word “cheese” and this is a new level of betrayal.
— The Salty Mamas (@saltymamas) July 24, 2020
Other pregnant woman: I like to do yoga and an hour of cardio each day. It helps me appreciate the wonders of what my body is capable of right now
Me: I almost suffocated while trying to put my shoes on this morning
— Salty Mermaid Entertainment (@saltymermaident) January 24, 2019
Me: What would look better with this, tennis shoes or boots?
Husband: It doesn’t really matter, you’re just going to look super pregnant regardless.
Me:
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Husband: I am so sorry.
— Momarazzi. (@Mirimade) January 26, 2019
My wife and I went for a walk and halfway through she got scared that we left the baby at the house. It’s still in her stomach. #PregnancyBrain
— Jeremy McLellan (@JeremyMcLellan) February 28, 2018
Of all the things that will make you puke repeatedly, pregnancy is the most magical.
— Unremarkable Files (@ThatEvansLady) January 29, 2018
Pregnancy: So you’re going to be extra tired, and it’s really important you get a lot of rest.
Me: Got it, more sleep
Pregnancy: Ha! No…. remember those side effects we talked about? You definitely won’t be able to sleep.
— Some Boys’ Mother (@someboysmother) May 2, 2019
I’m a pregnant woman with 3 kids whose grocery delivery order was missing half of what I ordered.
Including the ice cream.
Do NOT cross me.
— The Salty Mamas (@saltymamas) April 20, 2020
At that point in the final stage of pregnancy where after I drop something on the floor I say to myself, “I’ll just pick that up once the baby is here.” 🤰🏼
— Andrea Brooks (@AndreaKBrooks) November 22, 2019
friend: you’re pregnant! do you know what you’re having?
wife: we think it’s-
me: snakes. we think it’s snakes
— *sigh*clops (@aotakeo) April 4, 2019
Grocery store cashier: “Having a party tonight?” Me: “Nope, just pregnant.”
— Jill Krause (@babyrabies) October 23, 2016
5 Stages of Pregnancy:
1: Crying
2: Peeing
3: Crying because you peed
4: Peeing because you’re crying
5: The toilet is your home now
— Sam (@SufficientCharm) April 24, 2017
My husband is over here like “pregnancy is magical!!!! Let’s have 3 more.” Okay you were chowing on chips while I was in labor screaming. Bye Jake.
— lexie (@lexiemamaa_) May 30, 2019
Being pregnant is the best way to get unwanted advice on literally anything.
— Swishergirl (@Swishergirl24) January 26, 2016
Bought my very pregnant wife some salt and vinegar crisps knowing how much she likes them. Then I ate them for lunch. If anyone needs me I’ll be in a witness relocation program with a new name.
— El Hornet (@elhornet) August 30, 2019
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