Amanda Dee, who goes by The School Office Lady on TikTok, has uploaded a variety of videos about what children’s names reveal about them.
“I work in a school office, your child’s name directly corresponds with their personality”, Amanda explains.
She begins with boys’ names, saying that if your son is called Liam then: “Your child cries. He cries a lot and those tears aren’t real”.
She continues, “Next up we have the name Jack. Jack is hyperactive. Incredibly hyperactive and crazy, every single one I have ever met.
“And finally we have Daniel. Daniel left his coat in the playground again and probably one of his shoes.”
@themissamanda I want to say there are exceptions, but you know the truth. 😆 #kids #school #backtoschool #parenting #teachers #teachersoftiktok ♬ original sound – Miss Amanda
A second video addresses girls’ names, and she beings: “Olivia you’re a sweetheart now, but you’re gonna be a b***h once you get to high school.
“Hazel, Ruth, Evelyn, Lilith, basically all of the old, old lady names, you need to stop correcting me child and your mum needs a nice glass of wine and a long walk in the sunshine.”
His criticisms are bizarrely specific, such as: “Charlotte. Be sure to check Charlotte’s backpack before she gets to class today because it’s likely there’s a dead bird in there that she found on the way to school.”
@themissamanda Part 2. Girl names. #school #parenting #teachers #teachersoftiktok #backtoschool ♬ original sound – Miss Amanda
She has posted 12 further updates since, and parents have started requesting their child’s name so they can enjoy her hilarious insights.
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